I think its safe to say at this point that we all know Whitney Houston had at least one relationship with a woman but was made to suppress and obscure her sexuality, maybe even to herself, by an unforgivably racist and homophobic industry. Okay, okay. Finn: Because I love her and I don't want to hurt her. Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said, 'You know what, I don't wanna marry a sexless self-centered baton-twirler. I have awesome gay-dar. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. ". And you know what? Santana to Rachel, Extraordinary Merry Christmas, Will: Okay, come on ladies, it's not like this is the first time I've ever proposed. Dave: I think I can take a couple of queers and a girl. Sebastian: She questioned my honor. Rachel: Oooh. 'Cause it made me do a lot of thinking. Monologues For Teens - Glee: Santana - Wattpad Wattpad scheduled for offline maintenance On Tuesday, January 10 between 10:00 AM and 12:00 PM UTC (5:00 - 7:00 AM EST), Wattpad will be down for 2 hours to perform a database upgrade, in an effort to improve stability and performance issues. Usual estimated time is between three to eight minutes. The Troubletones deserved their own spin-off. (and Brittana / Faberry fans can come at me, bro, but Quinntana is the ship that I will go down with). And they GET to dance with each other? The pride flags left at her memorial at Lake Piru that say Thank you Naya splintered my heart all over again. You like her more than me. Santana was first introduced in the Glee pilot as one of the popular cheerleaders, alongside Quinn Fabray (Dianna Agron) and Brittany Pierce (Heather Morris)and soon her character grew more . Tons, just all up in there. Santana: It's a nice break from all that scissoring. Her vocals in that song was *chefs kiss* and its just so hilarious. But make no mistake. Thank you, Naya, for all of the knockout moments you gave us. Admit you put something in that slushie, what was it, huh, glass, asphalt? The only straight I am is straight up bitch., We spend a lot of time talking about Santana Lopezs musical numbers, and I suppose for a show like Glee thats pretty par for the course but theres nothing that made Santana more alive than Naya Riveras impeccable comic timing. Santana: While you were playing house, Puck was sexting me. Wow. Santana: Yes I did. I've been dry heaving all weekend. It's okay. You know, I just wanted to say that, I thought that you blew that song outta the water, and, totally nailed the assignment. Watch 10 of Naya Rivera's best performances as Santana Lopez on Fox's 'Glee.' . While theres nothing Id love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think wed get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music, Santana to Kurt and Blaine, I Kissed a Girl, I love girls the way that Im supposed to feel about boys. Santana: Youre a liar. Sebastian and Santana, Cut Scene from Michael, Id throw this mocha in your face, but its not nearly scalding enough, Santana: Hey, what are you doing?" (Listen! Santana to Sam, about Quinn, Blame It on the Alcohol, Santana to Blaine or Rachel during "Don't You Want Me" (it was unclear), Blame It on the Alcohol. Rant to Rachel and Kurt after they kick her out, New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud! Brittany: [smiles and holds Santana's hand] In doing so, they revealed a rarely-discussed but entirely valid coming out narrative. It means your boyfriend is full of crap, Hobbit. Santana: Rachel. Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra. And we'd like more please. Jacob (noticing Santana's boob job): How was YOUR summer?Santana: My eyes are up here, Jewfro. Maybe two seasons, if that. Santana and Carl, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. (After losing a fight with Lauren) That's how we do it in Lima Heights! Brittany: There was a mouse in mine. Hey! I've had mono so many times it turned into stereo. Finn: Look, I appreciate the offer, but I have feelings for someone else and I'm trying to work it out with them. I am sorry, Finn. Love, Santana. Santana: Completely! How does that sound? Guppy face, trouty mouth. Well, Id like to think that we now carry your heart in our hearts, Naya. Are you crying? Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Okay, maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. Did he ever come home? Santana: Now get out of my way please, afores I ends you. Bad things!). Finn: If [Rachel] found out she'd break up with me. Panic! [to Finn] Rachel's right, I haven't been fair to you. I haven't danced that hard since nationals two years ago. He didnt remember her favorite ice cream order or her little sisters name. I wanna make a fake baby with you!". Finn: Will you talk to me this time? Santana leaves it all at Brittanys feet in that choir room, and so did Naya. Santana to Finn about Blaine, Pot o' Gold, Heres the deal, pixie boy. I mean sure, she was blackmailing Karofsky at the time, but hey coming out and the self-loathing that often comes with it is messy business. The pleading of her posture when she sings I love you, I love you, I love you. We can be the bitch. This is it. Brittany: Really? Santana to Mr. Schuester (about Quinn), Audition, Well, congratulations. I understand. Leprechaun, starring a young Jen Aniston, is my favorite movie. One, leprechauns like fixing shoe buckles because theyre gay. Santana: Hello Lauren. Her ability to speak truth to power and call teachers (adults!) Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think? And I walk around so mad at the world, but Im really just fighting with myself. I think about that scene all the time. You can trust me, just tell me what's going on. Youre not doing that annoying half smirk as much as you used to, but youre still an idiot. Santana: Why would I do that? Santana: Yes, we can. Can't I think about it for like a day? You better believe theyll regret it. Santana: I hate weddings and I Valentine's Day. So please make sure your monologue is within . 2021-22, Piling Larang Akademik 12 Q1 Mod4 Pagsulat Ng Memorandum Adyenda at Katitikan ng Pulong ver3, Kami Export - Athan Rassekhi - Unit 1 The Living World AP Exam Review, Leadership class , week 3 executive summary, I am doing my essay on the Ted Talk titaled How One Photo Captured a Humanitie Crisis https, School-Plan - School Plan of San Juan Integrated School, SEC-502-RS-Dispositions Self-Assessment Survey T3 (1), Techniques DE Separation ET Analyse EN Biochimi 1. And Finn deserved the slap in the face Santana jumped off the stage and gave him at the end of the performance. Brittany: C'mon, we can't be mad at Rachel forever. I have rage. Brittany: He's really not. And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham. If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team. So, you know what, maybe that's why it didn't work out. Ive often described that while watching this scene I wept, which is true. Every time he opens his dream boat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers. Santana: Look, I've got a bar of soap and a bottle of peroxide with your name on it in my locker. Santana to Gunther, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. Also Naya Rivera and Ricky Martins version of La Isla Bonita is one of my favourite Glee songs of all time. I won't tell Lauren to look out for poachers who might might mistake her for the endangered white rhino. Sebastian: Trent, I got this. That's how my abuela puts me to sleep at night, and she was not a nice lady. Santana and Puck imitating Finn and Rachel, The Substitute. Rachel:Ok You know what Santana, Finn is in great shape and your meanness just highlights your own personal insecurities. And it wasn't until I got to kindergarten that I learned my name wasn't Garbage Face. And High Art, Kiss Me, When, I also watched Les Filles du Botaniste a few times. Quinn: I'm flattered Santana, but I'm not really that into that.Santana: No, no I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about a haircut. It's gonna be okay. Santana: Okay, that's really funny. Santana: You can drill me any time. Carl: You all have a hole to fill and I'm just trying to help fill it. I only watched Glee briefly. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little geroniphile (?) Santana: Rachel, I'm your friend. You know, with all of the horrible crap I've been through in my life, now I get to add that. That pause in the beginning Glee never pauses. Lady Hummel called begging us to do an emergency intervention. When it comes on you scream and you jump and you dance like a kid to this timeless and utterly perfect pop song. Santana taught us well. Like she was tired and so quietly righteous, which definitely wasnt how Santana usually cut people down. Can I talk to you for a second? like a lot of you guys, Ive been thinking so much about Naya & Santana and what they both meant to me all week, and then earlier tonight I think I realized something. Gay marriage had only recently become legalized in New York State, and DOMA had yet to be struck down nationwide. It was ordering my steps. But what makes it iconic for me are the story choices that Naya Rivera makes. Heres Naya Rivera, this Black Puerto Rican actress who fought so hard against the producers for Santanas coming out in the first place. As my cousin walked down the aisle in her handsome white tuxedo to meet her wife, my mother sang Songbird, their song of choice. Right after Mercedes sings the first lines of Rumor Has It, the theatre goes dark and the beat drops out. And you know, Ive never been with anybody like that before. QUARANTINE MADE ME MONOLOGUE!Aspiring Actor/Singer Tommy Ratkiewicz-Stierwalt, releases covers every Monday, Wednesday and Friday! No matter how rich, or famous or successful I become, when it comes to you, I'm always going to be that moon-eyed girl who freaked you out at a first glee rehearsal. Where Im accepted?. After I came out in college, I eased my way into openly talking about my attraction to women by talking about how much I loved Naya. To younger millennials and older zoomers, Naya Rivera and her portrayal of Santana Lopez on Glee, the FOX show about a group of show choir misfits, is a vital and important pop culture figure. You're one to talk, how's about you crack a Four Loko Count Boozy Von Drunk-a-Ton. Santana: Hey Andrew McCarthy, dont know if you heard but Blaine may lose an eye, the same Blaine who was just besties with you not four months ago. For the Latinx community specifically, Santana was one of the only on-screen depictions of a queer Afro-Latina. Please say you love me back. Santana: And you know what, Brit? Like, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head. Santana: I don't even think you need all these beauty products, Rachel, cause they're not really having the desired effect. Here she goes, making me regret voting for her. The scene that gave me the final push I needed to come out of the closet. It was the beginning of a long journey to accepting my nerdiness, to embracing my inner geek, to being passionate about what I love, even if not everyone in my life will understand or even support it. Brittany: Did you see what Rachel was wearing today? No one in this room can tackle a massive dance number except for Brit. One of my favourites is the group phone call in Season 1 where Santana says Sex is not dating and Brittany says If it was, Santana and I would be dating The fear in Nayas eyes it was those kind of small choices and background acting that led people to ship Brittana, and for Santana to become more than the bitchy cheerleader. As Santana Lopez, Naya Rivera beat odds, and she changed any previously conceived scripts about who people would care about in a mainstream teen dramedy they could care just as much about the Latina lesbian as they would about the white heterosexual leads. I think I need an agent. The writers probably just wanted an excuse to create a three way parallel of hurt feelings between Kurt, Quinn, and Santana, but Nayas performance justifies and deepens every word. Maybe Blaine didnt wanna be with someone who And if you tell anyone this, I'll deny it - but I like being in Glee Club. Weren't roller rinks outlawed in, like, 1981 for being totally lame? You dont even know enough be embarrassed by these negative stereotypes youre perpetuating is a brilliant line and she delivers it perfectly. I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert. Santana to Rachel, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. Naya Rivera, who played Glee's resident mean girl Santana Lopez, recently spilled some tea in her new book Sorry Not Sorry: Dreams, Mistakes, and Growing Up. Quinn: (scoffs) Whatever. No Brittany, you have no idea what it's like out there in the real world. Her relationships with men sometimes become more misandric than romantic in retrospect. Thank you Naya. Though I don't know whose toxic vagina would need that much of that stuff, I mean if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery. Its hard to pick a favorite Santana solo, but I think its gotta be Songbird, for me, both for Santnas story arc and for Naya Riveras performance. Theyre so familiar with each other, the same interests and the same enemies. Mr. Because the thing is, being brave and speaking the truth doesnt always go the way you plan. Maybe that has something to do with it. I hope Naya knew the impact she had, or she can at least see it now. I mean, bake sales are kind of bougie. To be honest, I dont know if I wouldve done it if it hadnt been for the smallest detail, sort of blurred in the background, almost off frame theres not a single recap that Ive ever read that includes it, but theres a Dominican flag on Abuelitas refrigerator. The year level coordinator called me into his office and demanded I went. As it is, I love 2 Cellos covers, but Nayas voice paired with Grant Gustins, the sharp outfits, the simple choreography. What I realized What I realized is why I'm such a bitch all the time. Attack me with your exfoliating loofah? So glad you're back, I've never seen a smile that big since a claymation abominable snowman got his teeth pulled by that little gay elf dentist. I adore you. Yay. I meant, it's a Win-Win for me. We both know blondes are born with magical power, like doing the splits or turning swedish. Naya, girl, Im just so sorry. You are the first boy who made me feel loved, and sexy, and visible. How about we just get you an IPad.. you can't even get porn on whatever you just asked for. This is my least favorite episode of Glee. (Claps). Santana: Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. I was one of my favs at the time. Look, my dad's a doctor, and not a tooth doctor, a real one. Santana: Up her butt. I have razor blades hidden in my hair. In real life, that absolutely would have happened. Every time you open your humongous mouth to do an impression or moisten an enormous stamp for a lazy giant, you take one step closer to everyone seeing that you are actually a dork. Would be glad if someone could prove me wrong, but our queer womens stories being told explicitly on TV and film is so young that Naya, as far as I can think, is the first actress who played gay in a big way to die. Maybe that has something to do with it. Enjoy it while you can, Weezy. I remember exactly where I was, exactly how it felt that night. Northmead Creative & Performing Arts High- Drama Audition 2 | P a g e She seems to be condoning this in the face of all logic. Brittany: I failed my precious unicorn. You're joking, right? Actively pursuing and seducing a series of strapping young men throughout high school is not incongruous with eventually realizing youre gay! You know what? It might say somewhere too that she didn't want to do it. Rachel: Brody is in the shower. They're fooling around! But can we all just stop lying about how there aren't things we don't want to change about ourselves? I mean, at some point I must have liked that you look like a taco addict who's had one too many back alley liposuctions. She has a family! Artie: We assumed it was you. I will hit you so hard that you won't be able to wake up until you're old enough to be Funny Lady. Santana shatters your heart to pieces here. Sophomore year, I used to sit in this back row and secretly watch you. Does he get so turned on by teen moms who barely visit their kid? So, this for you Hudson. She's a mother! Grouper mouth, froggy lips. I'm not interested in the boys, or the makeup, or the polyester outfits. Santana to Quinn about Marley and Kitty, Thanksgiving. which means I have a killer health plan which pays for everything. thats why it didnt work out, maybe it has nothing to do with me and Santana: I'm sure you did something. Thats right Yentl: your sweethearts been lying to you because he and I totally got it on last year. And if there's any controversy that interferes with my presidential campaign, then I'll use one of my leprechaun wishes. Santana to Rachel about her, Kurt and Blaine, Prom-asaurus, Imploding on one of the last nights we have to spend together because basically youre just not in the mood to dance is maybe the pettiest thing you have ever done. It was beautifully choreographed, perfectly sung, but also the layered acting was absolutely stunning. I have hated you ever since the day I met you. like one of those cats that can smell cancer. Maybe it's just that you are utterly, utterly intolerable. But in the meantime, I do have one more wish. Just heard the news that trouty mouth is back in town. Whoa, stop right there. I wants on them froggy lips, and I wants on them now. Everything about you screams virgin. (Girls are about to cut hair off for charity) Will: You can't do that. Maybe Blaine grew weary of dating a breathier, more feminine Quinn Fabray. Santana: This is all YOUR fault! I cant believe its been ten years since this moments happened. Or maybe it Her quiet almost embarrassed because its so vulnerable and what will it all mean glances to Brittany from behind Hollys shoulders are all I see. Santana: I don't know. Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen to pass to entertain exactly no one with, say, some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the middle of or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by another dead alcoholic crone. Santana: But I wanted to thank you for singing that song with me in Glee Club. She's dating Jesse. Yeah, its beautiful, but someones gotta help her cross the street, Santana: Britt, I want to talk about, you know, that thing we never talk about. So what am I doing heading to Kentucky? Naya absolutely slayed that scene and it has stuck with me ever since. Theres no one like you. Dave: [reluctantly walks away] Quinn: We all should've known that a Valentine's Day wedding was just asking for a disaster. In that case, I would like to send one to my girlfriend, Brittany. Santana: Ha. I was accepting myself and coming out along with Santanas storyline. And don't tell me it's 'cause the cafeteria food binds you up. Rachel: No. You can buy one at the Party Store. I have been heartbroken over this. Also, she thinks youre a spritely, green, mythological creature, but I know youre a potato-eating poser. I'm sorry, would you mind just stepping outside for a moment while I bitch-slap some sense into my friend? Thats when you knew this was going to the next level. Just the bonkers way Santana runs leaps through that field like a gazelle, and then that Olympic twirly ribbon in the woods(????). And also sorry that you have no talent. Santana to Rachel and New Directions, Yes/No, Admit it, Wonder Twins. Why dont you save the lecture for the theater nerds that are gonna starve in New York while desperately trying to tap dance their way into the chorus of Godspell No offense, Gayberry. Tina: Five minutes ago, you said Mr Schue belonged in a 12 step program. For your joy, for your talent, for teaching me how to be unapologetic about the things I love. But theres a deeper level too: Santana singing and dancing like a person whos just been told something terrible is about to happen but shes not sure what that something will be and for now the show must go on. I'm in love with myself, and I would never change a thing. Look, I'm not ready to start eating jicama or get a flat top yet, either. Santana: No, not really. When my mother asked what the sound was, I said I was practicing bird calls. But we did get this number and its just so beautiful. I dont want to fight anymore. Rachel: Don't get too comfortable, okay? It remains poignantly jarring in its specificity and its place in the great cannon of Television Coming Out Scenes. I'll bet Artie's thought about getting his legs removed since he's not really using them anyway. There was always a stupid boy and he never treated her the same way I would. Brittany: Sweet lady kisses. You told Coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! Like that whole top row. It was resolution. Heather said it best: I loved seeing Santana succeed. Santana: Hey Tubs! Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed byNaya Rivera. Unmatched sass and the best . I am forever grateful that Naya pushed for the storyline to be more than it was intended to be. This was so beautiful that Im at a loss for words. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? It's more of my speed. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self- It was like being smothered by a sweaty, out-of-breath sack of potatoes that someone soaked in body spray. When Im with Brittany, I finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love. Santana: Thanks. Santana: And just so you know, I bought custom bibs for me and Mercedes cause weez be going Mercedes and Santana: To Breadstix! So in Season 2, when I heard those opening. Santanas wail of, I dont know, toward the end of the song reverberates around my ribcage every time I hear it. Mr. Schue: Wait, what? [points at Rachel] Finn: I said I thought you were great. Wanna put a fish hook in those lips so cherry red, Nah na na let me tell you how its gon be if I may..when I look at someone, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. I feel like Michelle Obama. Most of this isn't mine anyway.". Santana, about Quinn and Finn, Silly Love Songs. with a mouth like cat's ass. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill, self-aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together or farted. She always seemed like she took the work she was doing for lesbian representation so seriously (even when the writers didnt), and she embraced how beloved she was by the community. Loving Glee, a show that was decidedly out of the ordinary and something that a lot of people in my life looked down on, was considered weird and nerdy and after years of trying to blend in, Glee made me ready to stand out. They don't care. [puts a napkin over her and Brittany's hands]. She looks to Brittany, she remembers their dreams that came true and then the rumors have it that ruined them all. Quinn: Do you want me to slap you again? I was such a great fan of Glee. Oh, please! When Santana and Brittany take her song and flip the pronouns and wear the slinky tube dresses and wrap their curled hair in big bows and it rains glitter and are surrounded by cheerleaders, one of whom has a very alternative lifestyle haircut, and they want to dance with each other? Dont forget me, she belts, after a moment of uncertainty. So have fun at your Im a victim party acting like youre not some selfish, self-centered, lame-ass wannabe diva from Hell, Brit and I are gay and Mercedes is black, so kicking us out would be a hate crime. Its like the difference between a hurricane and an alien invasion. You trying to turn her into a damn rexy? Santana: I really hope that's not one of the requirements for Regionals because with Berry and those tights, we don't stand a chance. Its important to me that Santana Lopez was a bitch. Glee Season 6 Episode 3 Quotes [to Santana] Okay, I may be a genius, but how can I argue with the logic of your giant, generous heart? 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