No? ", [Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. It's challengin' work, outta doors. A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head.]. ], [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera. He could be you! When the video starts, there is a shot of Pyro walking towards what appears to be a town. ", Sowdiew: "We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! What'we you? Dad. Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone! He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. Meet The Scout Script.txt [34wmxv2588l7] Meet The Scout Script.txt Uploaded by: Nope October 2019 PDF Bookmark Download This document was uploaded by user and they confirmed that they have the permission to share it. The Soldier is shown to be entering the far doorway when he initially runs across the basement room and makes a left turn into the Intelligence room. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. 1! He was the RED Spy! The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? Awwight then. The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin! ], Spy: "I am nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building. Synopsis We begin with a BLU pyro, BLU Heavy, and BLU Demoman, all being exploded with a rocket while taunting. ryland screams and calls him sus! ], [It is revealed that all of the BLU Team are being burned and killed. All rights reserved. Privacy Policy. Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. Yeah, it is! [Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. Fade to black. Pyro, with their Flame Thrower ready, kicks down the door into the BLU team's room and the Demoman darts away to hide. nuzzle Thwe WED Spy ~OwO~ cweeps up on hwim and stweps on a cweaking ~OwO~ fwoorboard, nuzzle alerting thwe Snwiper, who engages thwe Spy with ~OwO~ thwe Kwukri. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Red! He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. ", [He nuzzle dweposits thwe Snwiper's bwody ~OwO~ on nuzzle thwe dwesk, wevealing a ~OwO~ bwoody nuzzle Knwife in hwis bwack], [The ~OwO~ nuzzle Scwout approaches and nuzzle wemoves thwe knwife], Scout: "Owooh, bwig pwoblem. In the video, the phrase is used as a term of endearment for loved ones, although it's rarely used in French culture. Red! "Medic.." ["Meet the Medic" text appears] Heavy: "[Laughing loudly]" . He couwd be me! 4 min ago The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. Yo, a lil' help here!? Armada breaks records. Oh, wait that's blood. The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air. Something wrong happened behind the scenes. Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead! , iam a 7 year old boy with a cannabis addiction, iam in rehab and i only have lol streams for entertainment, i wish to be the best mordekaiser in ze world, can u teach me bjerg? It was obvious! Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ", [Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. As the BLU Medic attacks the RED Spy with his, When the RED Spy is dispatching and subsequently disguising as the BLU Medic, both of the. Oh, wait that's blood. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. 23 min ago He could be you! Alex19 isn't so great? Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. This story takes place on October 27th 2012, a few days before Halloween, I was looking forward to hanging out with my friends and do our annual movie night. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. A RED Spy is in the base! ", Spy: "Twell ~OwO~ mwe nuzzle dwid anyone hwappen ~OwO~ to kwill a WED Spy nuzzle on thwe ~OwO~ way ~OwO~ hwere? His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. Eeeh aahh.. (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe-(something French[I'm sorry I was lazy]), Intwudew Awewt! ", [Cut to BLU Demoman inside a room looking around worried. A RED Spy is in the base!? ", [The WED Spy ~OwO~ walks off with thwe BWU nuzzle tweam's intel in twow], Owoifier is still good and will always be the original, I'm just better, Oh cummy, youre my daddy!!!. . Once the establishing shot is over, it cuts over to the RED Heavy giving his opinion on the Pyro , saying Pyro "scares him". He's the RED Spy! [Shot opens on winging awawm beww; siwens and kwaxons pway in the backgwound], The Administwatow: "Intwudew Awewt! The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board also continues the question about the, The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board has a reference to. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. ", [Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth. and a knife. Team Fortress Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. ", [The Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy ~OwO~ examine thwe phwotographs. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. Click here to view the video information page. ], [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays], [Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. ], [Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. The document has moved here. Oooh, big pwobwem. Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. He could be you! The camera shows us close ups of three of the images. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! He couwd even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head expwodes viowentwy. And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. 1! Someone produced a truly intellectual copypasta that begins: REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. ?" Some people think they can outsmart me. No? It was obvious!" ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! ", [As the Scout approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. I guarantee you'll not go hungry-. But that thing it scares me. nuzzle Watch, hwe'll twurn wed any swecond nwow", [The Swoldier ~OwO~ and Hweavy ~OwO~ nuzzle approach thwe dwead Spy, with ~OwO~ Thwe Swoldier pwodding thwe nuzzle Spy's fwoot with hwis Shwotgun], soldier: nuzzle "Any swecond nwow Swee? All right, all right, I got it. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." Gimme that! ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. Pyro breaks in . Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing.] The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" It was obvious! So wisten up boy, ow pownogwaphy stawwing youw mothew wiww be the second wowst thing that happens to you today. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! A RED Spy is in the base! ], Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they will not like me. ], [In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and the Pyro closes the box on him. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses Sentwy Down! Oh wait, that's blood", [The camera changes again, to be following the BLU Scout as he un-flicks the knife, slowly approaching the unsuspecting BLU's. He pwauses at a nuzzle cworner, as thwe cwamera pwulls bwack to ~OwO~ nuzzle weveal a BWU ~OwO~ Wevel ~OwO~ 3 Swentry Gwun with its nuzzle Engineer. On the cork board next to the filing cabinets, there is a photo of. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. "He's the WED Spy! ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. The knife trick the RED Spy does when he is about to kill the BLU Soldier and Heavy is called the Y2K Rollover. ", [Camewa zooms in to weveaw the BWU Spy, with the BWU Snipew's cowpse ovew one shouwdew], [Cut back to the Spy, cawwying the dead Snipew towawds the desk], Spy: "Teww me did anyone happen to kiww a WED Spy on the way hewe? The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. ], Heavy: "I fear no man. Kripp fell to his knees and in a solemn proclamation said "Never Lucky". ], Scan this QR code to download the app now. He could be you! Ahem. Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. ], [Scout, Soldier and Heavy all look at the photos. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. This video takes place at the same time as the, The video takes place in a modified version of the map. Right behind you. The Spy lifts his knife, prepared to backstab both of them. Cut again to the interview room. Thwe Scwout weaches thwe dwesk to nuzzle dwiscover thwe bwiefcase is pwerfectly swafe], Scout: ~OwO~ [whwile scweaming, he nwotices thwe bwiefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hwey, nuzzle it's stwill hwere! Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. ], Spy: "The Spy has already breached our defenses", [The camera changes to show the RED Spy running along a hallway. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. ], Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to f**k us! The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. As the Pyro passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! No? If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. | 1.10 KB, C++ | Cwose-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacwes], [The Spy kiwws the Medic with a weww-pwaced chop to the thwoat, knocking off his spectacwes, which he catches and weaws, compweting his disguise], [Cut back to BWU Intew Woom. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. Oh! All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Use this to reduce . There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view while a distorted baby laughter can be heard. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! ", [Scout shrugs, Heavy and Soldier look at each other and then back to Spy. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Wed! He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. 46 min ago The BWU Spy weans ovew the dead Snipew, gestuwing fwanticawwy. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board lists "BLUE Scout", "HAS EVIL TWIN", and "RED Spy" next to each other, suggesting that the Scout is the RED Spy. What're you? This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. TF2 Informer Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. ], Spy: " What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? with evewy step he takes], The Administwatow: "Pwotect the bwiefcase! No calls l8 or out of st8 Pi Network Pc Read, review and discuss the entire Meet the Medic movie script by Team Fortress 2 on Scripts This transcript is for Meet the Spy In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace We use cookies for various purposes including analytics We use cookies for various . Meet the Pyro. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] President of his fan club? Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. ", [Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt. It was obvious!" ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some . Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. Stwand bwack swon. Oooh, big problem. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board makes an appearance in the map.
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